Thanks for posting these old paperback covers, they make me nostalgic, remembering the stash of naughty (for the time) paperbacks they were in the back room of one of my relative's house, which I came across one day in my youthful (but still enduring) quest for something to read.
Ah, look at the sinister look on the dark-haired girl's face. She's clearly the evil lesbian waiting to convert the innocent blonde.
Her tactics are clever. If the blond girl is shorn of her golden locks whe will instantly stop liking boys.
Failing that, she can be locked in a tower and won't have anything to use as a rope ladder to haul her prince up with with.
Most important, with her long hair gone whe will lose the superhuman strength that God has given her for slaying the Philistines.
Wait... I just noticed something. Blonde girl is wearing jeans and a shirt. She's half-way sonverted already. But brunette girl is wearing a frilly pink dress(!) Isn't she afraid it will bring out her natural femininity and convert her?
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Thanks for posting these old paperback covers, they make me nostalgic, remembering the stash of naughty (for the time) paperbacks they were in the back room of one of my relative's house, which I came across one day in my youthful (but still enduring) quest for something to read.
It's my pleasure, I'm having fun with it. :-)
Ah, look at the sinister look on the dark-haired girl's face. She's clearly the evil lesbian waiting to convert the innocent blonde.
Her tactics are clever. If the blond girl is shorn of her golden locks whe will instantly stop liking boys.
Failing that, she can be locked in a tower and won't have anything to use as a rope ladder to haul her prince up with with.
Most important, with her long hair gone whe will lose the superhuman strength that God has given her for slaying the Philistines.
Wait... I just noticed something. Blonde girl is wearing jeans and a shirt. She's half-way sonverted already. But brunette girl is wearing a frilly pink dress(!) Isn't she afraid it will bring out her natural femininity and convert her?
I'm so confused.
Sounds like you could write it yourself. ;-)
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